10 Things I hate
I have noticed there are a number of things that just piss me off over the last couple of weeks. Not the standard thing, like child molesters, or people that cannot drive in the rain, I mean those are a given. I found some real gems in this list. They may be specific to me, but I know they piss some people off as well.
- Finding that one roasted peanut inside the rice while eating Indian Food – swear to god, that stuff kills me. I bite into it and my mouth goes numb from the attack on my taste buds. I mean I like peanuts, but when I find it in the rice of an Indian joint, it ruins me for a couple of hours as everything I taste now has this peanut flavor to it. Almost makes me want to wash my mouth out with acid.
- My HOA – I can understand getting a letter saying that I have something on my porch that should not be there. With a picture attached showing the offending object. BUT if in that same picture it shows that my door is open and I am sitting in the background. Why not knock on the front door and ask me why there is a mop drying out on my patio? You obviously had the time to set up the two shots you took, why not instead knock on the screen door and ask me to move it. That saves you from taking a picture and then writing up a letter to me. Retards.
- Auto mechanics – No matter how close I am to an auto mechanic, or know the person. I still feel that whenever I get a quote on a job, they are bending me over and pounding my sphincter. I have to take the Camry into the shop next time I get paid for the radiator. My brother says it should cost no more than $250… but I know that I will hear something like $400 from the guy. I hate auto mechanics.
- I can do that Guy – These are the types of people that take on a task that you know they cannot do properly, but still take charge of it. It is like a person with no legs saying that they can beat Usain Bolt in the 100m dash. When you fully understand that even if you gave them a 90m head start and tied a cinder block to both of Usain Bolts feet that they would still lose, by 9m’s.
- Indy Music Guy – the douchebag that knows every independent music group and keeps using the term.. They are so “real” they have not been changed by the music producers and are playing music that they want to play. He douchebag, there is a reason they are still living in their mom’s basement, it is because they are playing crap nobody really wants to spend money to listen to.
- Homeless Guy with boring sign – How many of these, I am broke, or I need help signs do I need to see. I am not going to give you any money. I do not trust you. I like the guy with the weird signs, like the guy in LA with the “Need to fix spaceship” sign, or the guy on Mira Mesa Blvd that walks around with his white Chihuahua needing to buy dog food. Get a little creative with your signs, then maybe I will help you out.
- C Talent Pornstar on Twitter being Emo Chick – Yeah, I am talking about you Jayla Starr. You got no talent yet you go on twitter bitching about people hating on you. Hey guess what? Your claim to fame is having some guy goo all over you face and you are complaining about people hating on you? I think your life took a wrong turn way before you became a creamatorium.
- Depressing Guy – The guy that sits in the dark in his office all day long lamenting about how difficult his life is. No matter what good news you bring him, he sits and discusses plagues and the latest disease he thinks he contracted. He doesn’t have the sack to kill himself, but his sole goal in life is to make everyone around him miserable.
- Our political system – Our political system is so screwed up that we elect people based on the fact that we dislike the other guy even more. It is like asking someone, would you rather get kicked in groin, or have someone put his nutsack on your forehead. I have not ONCE elected someone since I have had the right to vote based on principles, or a hey, this guy is really good. I have had to vote for someone because he/she was not the other person and that is a sad fact about politics in this country.
- Religious Nutjobs – I am not against religion, I am focusing in on people that do nothing but talk about God. I have actually had people on Facebook think Obama is the AntiChrist. I mean how disconnected from the real world are you? Religion is a good thing for some people, but please, lets live in reality here for a second. Nobody is the AntiChrist and nobody is going to go and bring the 4 horsemen out to destroy the world. Though it is a good thing for the economy if you hire people to build your underground bunker to protect yourself and your family. By all means, move out into the boonies of America along with the other nutjobs and worship and watch Fox news all you want. Just quit voting for douchebags that think we need to be a Christian based society and everything that is not Christian is evil. You are ruining the world.
